Hubot script. Insults you in a Shakespearean fashion, fetching the random insults from http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

In hubot project repo, run:

npm install hubot-shakespearean-insults --save

Then add hubot-shakespearean-insults to your external-scripts.json:

[
  "hubot-shakespearean-insults"
]

user1>> hubot, did you just insult me?
hubot>> @user1 You are a fishmonger.